I hate Diane Keaton's quirky Granny glasses! I hate em!!!

I'm going to say something potentially controversial....or perhaps no one will really give a fuck. Either way....

Diane Keaton blllllloooowwwwws.

Ms. Keaton has gotten by long enough on the fumes of "The Godfather" and "Annie Hall" (or, POSSSIBLY "Reds", were it not for the fact that no one has seen this movie)-----it's time to re-evaluate.

Let's examine her "First Wive's Club"-era filmography.



It's garbage.








Given the lack of new network programming to keep up with, I'm left to aimlessly wander the dial. Hundreds of channels of options. I happen across a picture called "...Because I Said So" playing on HBO.

Boy, does THIS movie declare it's intentions early on!

Co-starring with Keaton are:
Mandi Moore
Lauren Graham
They guy who looks like Tom Hanks, but isn't Tom Hanks (not Colin Hanks, mind you)
The Dad from 7th Heaven

and

Piper Perabo.

(<> Piper Perabo. Why must I be confronted with this Bizzaro Julia Roberts in such unpleasantly surprising situations? I never GO to one of her movies. She just pops up in them..and in essence, is dropped in my lap, like I'm supposed to know what to do with anything she does. It's quite a lot to ask.)


Anyhow, this Keaton flick is a reallllllll turd, if you know what I mean.