I can't be sure, but I think that I may have just used the word "gangbang" when I meant to use the word "gangBUSTERS" in a conversation at work here this morning.
I was trying to be chummy, and "gangbusters" is a good chummy workplace word that fills the void that office-mandated policies against phrases like "Fuckin' A!" have left in my vocabulary from 8-ish to 5-ish on weekdays.
So, I was being the aforementioned chummy and I'm jabbering away, and the air just gets sucked out of the room.
WAYNE
(internally)
"Wait a second, did I just say...? Surely I didn't....?"
I really hope that I didn't just suggest that my supervisor's implementation plan is going to go over like 5 guys fucking 1 girl in whichever hole they can make their way to. This doesn't seem like the freaky sex crowd to me.
I'm soooooooo gangbustered.
-------Wayne
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
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I know the feeling, brother.
Just this morning...
I meant to say "Pardon me, good sir, I'm sure you are quite friendly with the bus driver but if it's no inconvenience to you, the rest of us are rather chilly and would like to board the bus now."
But instead it came out...
"Yo, Galactic Fucktard, my ass is freezing here!" And then I blew an air-horn in his smug face.
Sometimes I just don't know WHERE my head is.
-Jones
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